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Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.

We need to talk.

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Tim speaking. Sorry, but we don't deliver on the week days.

Er... This is Clark Kent?

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If I beg prettily, could you do me a favor?

You don't have to beg. What's up?

Michael is a tyrant and a bully. I need food that isn't soup, tea, or nutritious in anyway. Stat.

Anything in particular in mind?

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[Delivered magically after Raven hasn't reset the timer for a week.]

Clark, your getting this note means I'm out of the city. Thank you for everything you did while I was here. If you don't mind, I would appreciate it if you could take care of any of my things that are still at the apartment. Specifically, I have a mirror that might be dangerous. It goes into a person's mind, so don't go inside it, at least not until someone's retuned it.

Keep being yourself.

Yours,
Raven

[Pretend this isn't completely late and I'm not completely made of fail.]

Hey there. How about next time you warn a girl before you propose to her cousin. [She laughs.]

Just kidding. But really, I must have missed you. Call me back so I can congratulate you properly!

Ring, ring~

Hello~?

Hey! Good to hear your voice, Chloe.

Hey, Clark, it's Tim. Call me back when you can.

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Tim's Pizza Joint, you burn 'em, we serve 'em!

Remind me never to actually order pizza from you, huh?

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Looks like I can't keep the promise of being the best man. You get to keep the house, however.

I don't like asking for favors, so excuse just this one: Look after the children.

Cass is gone.

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I'll take her shifts.

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Are you okay?

You don't have to. We can split them. I'm okay. It's better that they're home and not here, right?

[He's used to people leaving. It helps to remember they're okay, though.]

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Hey CK, we got a Justice League meeting coming up. You coming? We got snacks. Well if I can convince Queen about it. Bart's already on board with it. Though he's hesitant to me suggesting ecological snacks. But anyway, hope to hear from you soon.

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I'll happily never eat again if it means I don't have to hear you lecturing Bart about how un-fish-friendly his fish-friendly fishsticks are.

The industrial level of fishing is destroying the oceans and killing dolphins. That's a fact. No fishsticks can call themselves fish-friendly cos they're made of fish. I was going to suggest ecological chips which doesn't poison nature. Nothing with fish. Frick, I get enough fish jokes as it is.

So you coming or not?

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anonymous text, sent 12/4

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